[After his CES adventure, Rex is looking a little disheveled, but largely fine, save for some scrapes. WAR WOUNDS.]

Attention, mentally unstable women of the Barge...

[Hey, it's been a long time since Rex shrieked at y'all, right?]

STOP KIDNAPPING ME!

[He flings his arms up.]

Seriously! What is it about me that screams "kidnap me ( Read more... )

Is it too much to ask for one Halloween on the Barge that isn't riddled with cliches?

[YES REX IS TALKING ABOUT CLICHES. WHAT IS IRONY.]

[Filtered to Friends, Acquaintances and Partners. BASICALLY ALL OF THOSE WHO ARE ABOVE "NEUTRAL" OR "HATE" IN REX'S ESTEEM]Update me on your condition when you get the chance. I want to make sure nobody's ( Read more... )

[The transmission opens at the cordoned-off base of the Eiffel Tower, then pans up slowly, revealing the damage-- as though parts of it have been rusted and eaten away ( Read more... )

[Once again, Rex's communicator is having issues. You can hear the sound of kissing and the accompanying happy moans and whatnot that tend to go along with kissing. Then, there's a pause, a disconcerted grunt and Iago saying:]

Too hard. Rex-- Too hard[OH MY, WHAT HAVE WE WALKED IN ON? There's a surprised yelp, then the sound of some brief ( Read more... )

[CLANG. Clatter. Something else is thrown.] --Y IS HE HERE[Rex is all in crazy supervillain mode right now. Even though he's not wearing any sort of modifier right now, his voice is so full of venom it's CLEARLY COBRA COMMANDERRRR MODE emerging after so many months of being pushed aside.] After everything the Joes did to ruin my plans, now I ( Read more... )

[Through gritted teeth:] Please, please, please stop talking about your sex lives or lack thereof.

[Pause. He lets out a frustrated growl.]

THIS IS LIKE BEING BACK IN THE ARMY!

[~Dramatic flounce~]

[OOC: NOPE, Rex isn't affected. But feel free to be horribly TMI with him, affected people.]

And so it would appear that I'm without a warden again.

[Infirmary Filter]I'd like to self-prescribe myself some antidepressants because I'm feeling sad. Nevermind that I don't have any mood disorders or chemical imbalances, or that I'm unsupervised, or that I'm not in any state where I should be diagnosing myself with anything. Just dispense ( Read more... )

[Enjoy TINY REX as he looks at his communicator with a mighty frown. He's uh, magically got clothes that fit through the power of handwaving ( Read more... )

[Rex sounds like he's going for neutral, but is coming across somewhat ambivalently.]

If any of her friends are wondering, Wichita's gone. Again. Door back to normal and everything.

Just thought you should know.

[Filtered to Friends and Acquaintances][And now he sounds bitter ( Read more... )

I really hate to say this after such an exciting port, but I'm... bored. Call it a side-effect of having no projects to fill my time. Or an inevitable response to a return to the status quo.

[Pause.]

So. In the spirit of change and self discovery and whatever else the Admiral is trying to push, I'm thinking about opening myself up to new ( Read more... )